Financial Policies
Payment Processing
Payment processing on this website is handled by Stripe. All payment gateways, including the gateways used to process transactions with WooCommerce are handled by Stripe. This website operates all payment fields, storefronts, and other commerce endpoints according to Stripe’s Terms of Service.
Hold Harmless for Errors Procedure
All payment processing occurs through a Stripe API. No payment process is handled through this website itself. As such, any errors, such as a double charge, failure to charge, errant charge, tax miscalculation, tariff miscalculation or other related error are not the fault of mine or of FlakFerret LLC.
Such errors may be brought to my attention so that I may assist you through getting help from Stripe. I do not guarantee against fault, and will not take liability for fault with payment processing errors, and make a Hold Harmless claim for any such errors if they arise.
Chargeback and Disputes
Chargebacks are wholly unacceptable, and will result in legal remedy via litigation through civil and criminal means of pursuit.
Stripe provides the necessary resources to initiate legal action against fraud and theft via chargeback. Not only will you be relentlessly pursued for damages for such conduct, but your identity and method of payment will be globally flagged as high risk for all other vendors using Stripe as a payment processor.
You will be blacklisted, and forwarded for referral to blacklists shared among my associates for charging back any order from my website, invoice, or any other payment processed through my payment gateways.
I would be happy to issue a refund for dissatisfaction or other such faults of quality or failure to uphold any of my guarantees. Say the word, and I will send back your entire purchase. It’s literally a button push in my Stripe dashboard, it’s not complicated.
Disputes are welcome as well. If you received a product that does not satisfy you 100%, then negotiations for a partial or full return are fine. If you believe a price to be unfair, let me know. Nothing is final, and I am very accommodating.